i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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