it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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