Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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