He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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