i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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