I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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