I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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