u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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