I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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