I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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