I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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