If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
His nipple licking is glorious
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