I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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