I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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