I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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