ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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