We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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