i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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