If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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