Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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