I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Floor bacon is actually really good
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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