you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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