I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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