You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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