He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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