handjob tips. give me some.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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