so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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