so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
this is an emotional support booty call
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Randomize