I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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