he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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