You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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