I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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