ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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