I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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