There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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