i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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