He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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He better not be in your backpack
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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