I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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