I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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