Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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