Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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