What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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