so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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