why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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