the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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