i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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