New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am midnight drunk by noon
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
COCAINE IS GR8
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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