would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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