we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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