Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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